Seriously, do you want a real train horn? Not some imported tin metal piece of crap like you see on a bunch of websites trying to hawk some lame, no warranty replica of a train horn. Not some johnny comelately SEO guy trying to peddle some junk to make a quick buck before Google slaps them back to the stone ages.
No, I’m talking about a train horn that will get you noticed when you blast the guy with the pink shirt on fiddling with his blackberry in the lane next to you while you’re at the traffic light. Don’t you hate that crap?
I’m talking about a train horn with a real swinging set that comes with a life time warranty. That’s what I call a serious train horn!
You know when Barry J and I are riding around out here in Fort Lauderdale checking out which foreclosure we’re gonna take down before we hit the Bahamas on the boat, we love nothing better than to scatter the riff-raff in the hood when we roll in. It’s also an absolute riot to pull up behind some unsuspecting real estate agent and give her the 150db nudge as well.
Man it’s some really wicked fun. With an emphasis on the wicked! So when we wanted to buy our train horns there was only one place to turn. We called John at Trainhornsdirect.com and he set us up with the best. Full warranty, great customer service, easy to work with and extremely knowledgeable.
Introducing our newest sponsor, TrainHornsDirect.com. If you are in the market for a train horn then you owe it to yourself to call Trainhornsdirect It’s not often at all that we do out right endorsements (realtors don’t like advertising…but screw ‘em on this one)
We want our readers and listeners worldwide to know who to go to when they are looking to buy a train horn. You know it won’t be long before the weather we are enjoying here in South Florida is being experienced by everybody. Summer is the perfect time to own a train horn.
When you’re rolling down the beach and you spot that special hottie in the thong trying to act cute talking to some pinhead in his tricked out Ford Fiesta, slowly ease up behind the dude and give him a blast of your new train horn.
Seriously, I GUARANTEE she forgets the homey in the Ford and looks your way. She might be a little frazzled by the flame-throwing blast you just sent her way but at least it gives you an in…lol it’s all on you from there.
Seriously, all kidding aside, if you are going to be spending the money on buying a train horn, you might as well as invest in the best. Go to Trainhornsdirect.com for the best on train horns and train horn kits.
Tell them Barry sent ya and make sure you send us a video of your fun on the road with your new REAL train horn.
Don’t be fooled. Buy a REAL train horn from Trainhornsdirect.com!
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