So today’s big news is that Paris Hilton Topless In Italy. And that’s news? I mean seriously, didn’t she do a home version of Deep Throat a year or so ago? Who cares?

Let’s see, a couple of days ago she gets “detained” for holding some pot, a few days ago she and some friends are toking it up at the World Cup. (Although I can’t blame her on that one…have you tried to sit through a soccer game?)

And now she’s topless on her yacht showing her goods to the frothing paparazzi.

In a series of pictures obtained by Radaronline.com, Paris, who was accompanied by her sister Nicky Hilton, is seen sporting a blue skimpy bikini and white-framed sunglasses. In another shot, Paris took off her bikini top. Besides soaking up in the sun on her yacht, Paris is also seen enjoying jet-ski.

She wrote on her Twitter page, “Just finished racing the wave runners. Now laying out on the yacht top deck enjoying the sun. What a beautiful day!” (Great…have fun…toodle loo)

Neglecting paparazzi, who took pictures of her topless action, Paris boasted about her yacht on Twitter.

“Our yacht is incredible! Has its own pool, hot tub, movie theatre, recording studio, spa/massage room, gym, arcade room, helicopter pad and the most beautiful bedrooms and decor. I’m in Heaven on the water. Definitely the biggest and best yacht everywhere we go. Loves it! Huge,” she posted the message.

I bet you really do love it huge Paris.

Right about now you’re wondering why this is on a real estate blog. I’ll bet you can’t guess…but I’d love to hear why you think we posted this.

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