Lady Gaga Has Used Cocaine…And We’re Supposed To Be Shocked?

Lady Gaga Has Used Cocaine…And We’re Supposed To Be Shocked?

Okay let me get this straight. Lady Gaga has admitted to using cocaine and this is news…how? I mean what’s next? Is she going to tell us that she’s not a virgin anymore either?

Seriously, are we that starstruck that this kind of information passes for news? Well I guess so, as Lady Gaga has shocked her Little Monsters by copping to the drug use.

Now if that revelation wasn’t enough, she also says that she finds her creativity in her vagina. Really?? Creativity??? Isn’t she simply this generation’s Madonna?

Give the Lady credit, she surely knows a thing or two about self-promotion and hype. She’s turned self-promotion into an art form and has and continues to pocket millions on everything she does.

And the world just can’t get enough. In the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair,Lady Gaga does an interview that speaks all about sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. Well sans the rock’n roll part you get the picture.

Yep the same old interview that tons of stars have given before. The only thing she hasn’t come clean about is years of child abuse. Which undoubtedly will be the theme of her next album.

Hopefully soon she’ll be featured in a VH1 Behind The Music episode…but I doubt it. She’s way too hot. And I’m not talking looks. The Lady is fireplace poker hot right now.

In an outrageous new interview, Gaga admits to doing cocaine a few times a year and being drunk during her infamous trips to Citi Field and Yankee Stadium! Naw…say it ain’t so! I always leave my house in my underwear when I’m sober.

Now I’ve saved the best for last and I’m just going to write…what she actually said.

In the interview when speaking about her sex life she says that she avoids intercourse in order to maintain her creativity. “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone, they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

Like I said. Either this woman is brilliant, or she’s flippin looney tunes. I personally think she’s crazy like a fox.